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匿名 2022-04-16 21:44:55
starstruck追星族 -
I have been starstruck since i was a little girl, so i was delighted and practically speechless not long ago when i spotted the actor ernest borgnine walking in my direction on new york's fifth avenue. "why, you're ernest borgnine!" i managed to blurt out."yes," he said, nodding politely, "i know."从小时候起，我就一直被明星所深深吸引，因此不久以前当我在纽约第五大街上认出演员厄内斯特.波格尼向我迎面走过来时，我欣喜若狂，完……
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匿名 2022-04-16 21:44:55
only once只有一次 -
A novice lion tamer was being interviewed. "i understand your father was also a lion tamer," the reporter queried."yes, he was," the man replied."do you actually put your head in the lion's mouth?""i did it only once," said the new tamer, "to look for dad."一位驯狮新手正在接受采访。“我知道你的父亲也是个驯狮手，”记者说。“他过去是。”那人回答说。“你真的把头伸进过狮子的嘴里吗？”“只有一次，”那位驯狮新手说，“为了找我爸爸。”……
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匿名 2022-04-16 21:44:55
A mistake搞错了 -
An amercian, a scot and a canadian were killed in a car accident. they arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered st. peterexplained that there had been a mistake. "give me $500 each," he said, "and i'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened.""done!" said the american. instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene."where……
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匿名 2022-04-16 21:39:50
菜炒好后 -
菜炒好后，老婆端出来，说：“尝尝，评价一下。”
老公吃了一口，看了看盘子道：“如果算是一碗汤，你的水放少了；如果算是一盘菜，你的菜放少了。”
老婆脸一沉：“说重点。”
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匿名 2022-04-16 21:39:50
逛街路上突然听到后面一声惨叫 -
逛街路上突然听到后面一声惨叫，回头看到二货老公跑过来唔着手。
我调侃到：“走路把手踩了？”
却没想到他使劲点头，说：“钥匙掉地上了，赶忙伸手去捡，结果腿没反应过来，就踩上了！” -
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匿名 2022-04-16 21:39:50
要是那天我出轨了你会怎么样 -
我问：要是那天我出轨了你会怎么样？
老婆迷茫了一下。突然很兴奋的说：你最好找个不在她身上花钱的，让她给你身上花钱。这样我每个月就不用给你钱了。
我只想说：老婆，你太看的起你老公了。 -
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匿名 2022-04-16 21:39:50
老婆骑自行车摔跤了 -
老婆骑自行车摔跤了，老公看着老婆慢慢地爬起来。
老婆生气了，骂我：“你个死鬼，也不来帮一把。”
老公马上说道：“我来扶了，别人还以为是我撞的呢！” -
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匿名 2022-04-16 21:39:50
昨天我们一帮在一哥们儿家聚会 -
昨天我们一帮在一哥们儿家聚会，他喝高了，媳妇帮他宽衣，他嘟囔着：你是我媳妇吗？脱裤子的手法这么娴熟，以前是干什么职业的啊？
他媳妇一个大耳光甩过去：“我以前是专业醒酒师！” -
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