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匿名  2022-04-09 23:13:26

Prepare Yourself 做好准备
A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "mom - flunked all courses. kicked out of school. prepare pop."two days later he received a response: "pop prepared. prepare yourself."校园里流传着这样的故事:一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报,上面写着:“妈妈-我所有功课都不及格,被学校开除。让爸爸做好准备。”两天以后,他收到了回电:“爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧!”……
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匿名  2022-04-09 23:13:26

Difference 区别
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at california state university in los angeles. "when i say, 'good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'good afternoon." but the graduate students just write it down." “研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来,”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说。“我说‘下午好’,……
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匿名  2022-04-09 23:13:26

The Same Service 同样的服务
A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor."when i was first married, i was very happy. i'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers. now everything's changed. when i come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me.""i don't know what ……
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匿名  2022-04-09 23:13:26

Keys? Kiss?钥匙还是接吻
A friend of mine was giving an english lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the united states. after placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. the class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my ……
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匿名  2022-04-08 22:32:28

大叔这坐地后空翻简直吊炸了

大叔这坐地后空翻简直吊炸了

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匿名  2022-04-08 22:32:28

高脚在民间

高脚在民间

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匿名  2022-04-08 22:32:28

原来还可以这样玩!下雪了一定试试

原来还可以这样玩!下雪了一定试试

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匿名  2022-04-08 22:24:40

喵星人:你是故意找事是不?!

喵星人:你是故意找事是不?!



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匿名  2022-04-08 22:24:40

还有这样的操作?

还有这样的操作?

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匿名  2022-04-08 20:31:04

怎么撩男孩子

怎么撩男孩子?我闺蜜说很简单,拿出防晒霜,故意挤了很多,然后娇嗔:“哎呀,不小心弄多了,来,伸手。。。”
再把多出来的防晒霜涂到男生手上,注意双手紧紧包住他的手,反复涂匀,十有八九他就是你的了,这招数简直是恶魔啊。。。

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