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匿名 2022-03-30 23:39:37
Sharing the Apples分苹果 -
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his mum. share them with your sister, she said.so harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.cor! said his sister, if mum had given them to me i’d have given you the large one and had the small one myself.well, said harry, that’s what you’ve got, so what are you worrying about?妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大一点，另一……
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匿名 2022-03-30 23:39:37
Roast pig烤乳猪 -
A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."一位先生去赴宴迟到了，匆忙入座后，发现自己的座位正对着乳猪，于是大为高兴的说：“还不错，我坐在乳猪的旁边。”这时才发现身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相视，他忙陪笑改口到……
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匿名 2022-03-30 22:58:37
Talking clock会说话的钟 -
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?""Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed fr……
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匿名 2022-03-30 22:58:37
Reminder催单 -
In the veterinary office where I'm a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual rabies shot, and we were required by state law to ask his owner if Bruno had bitten anyone in the last ten days. "Oh yes, in fact that's why we're here," she replied. Surprised, I told her we assumed they'd come in bec……
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匿名 2022-03-30 22:58:37
什么是心理学 -
第一节心理学课堂上，老师：你们谁知道什么是心理学。
老师让小明回答，小明站起来想了想，说：我可能打不过你，但是我可以诈唬住你！
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匿名 2022-03-30 22:58:37
造句子 -
课堂上，老师让用“ 有 有 有 有”造句子，提问到小强时，小强：操场上有人踢球，有人跑步，有人跳绳，有人唱歌。
提问到小明时，小明：我今天去同学家玩，结果是关门的，我敲着门问：有人吗？有人吗？有人吗？没有人我就回家了！
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匿名 2022-03-30 22:57:09
开家长会 -
叔叔听朋友说堂弟学校开家长会，他心想孩子没说啊，下午自己过去看看。
结果发现，这熊孩子花钱找了个女的当妈！当场给了儿子一巴掌：“你还给老子找媳妇啊？”
老师在一旁疑惑了：“上次他爸来也不是你啊！” -
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匿名 2022-03-30 22:57:09
可以使用任何一种方法 -
一天晚上，上三年级的女儿在做算术作业。
我在厨房，她喊我：“115 除以5是多少？”
我帮她回答了。接着她又问：“180除以9是多少？”
我再次回答。当她问第4个问题时，我说：“为什么你总是问我，而不是你自己算出？”
她说：“书上说可以使用任何一种方法。” -
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