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匿名 2022-04-09 23:13:26
The Same Service 同样的服务 -
A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor."when i was first married, i was very happy. i'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers. now everything's changed. when i come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me.""i don't know what ……
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匿名 2022-04-09 23:13:26
Difference 区别 -
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at california state university in los angeles. "when i say, 'good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'good afternoon." but the graduate students just write it down." “研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来，”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说。“我说‘下午好’，……
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匿名 2022-04-09 23:13:26
Prepare Yourself 做好准备 -
A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "mom - flunked all courses. kicked out of school. prepare pop."two days later he received a response: "pop prepared. prepare yourself."校园里流传着这样的故事：一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报，上面写着：“妈妈－我所有功课都不及格，被学校开除。让爸爸做好准备。”两天以后，他收到了回电：“爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧！”……
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匿名 2022-04-09 23:13:26
Flunking Math 数学没及格 -
My son, who made the dean's list in his freshman year at ball state university in muncie, ind., called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology student."mom," he said excitely, "i have found the answer to surviving college! it isn't the grades that are so important, but the quality of what is learned and how it is applied to daily life. i'm luck……
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匿名 2022-04-09 23:13:26
展现绝技 -
我有一个养狗的朋友，某天到他家作客，他媳妇非要给我展现一个绝技。她问：“1加1等于？”
“汪汪！”
“2乘3？”
“汪汪汪汪汪汪！”
“9开平方？”
“汪汪汪！”
我完全被眼前的景象所惊呆，她到底是如何办到的？竟能让她老公乖乖学狗叫。。。 -
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匿名 2022-04-09 23:16:19
摩托车头盔 -
那会儿，刚拿了驾照。急忙跟媳妇商量：你看，我经常在外面跑，是不是也该有个挡风遮雨的家伙了？
下雨淋不到头，刮风吹不到顶。出去还倍有面儿！
媳妇听了犹豫好久，最后也没吭声。。。
第二天，媳妇拿着钱，一咬牙，就给我买了个摩托车头盔！ -
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匿名 2022-04-09 23:16:19
隔壁老王心疼的喊到 -
小时候感冒发烧，我爸骑自行车载我去医院，半路上我和自行车掉进了大水坑里，我喝了好几口水，隐隐约约的听到有人在喊：你快把孩子捞起来，你捞什么自行车！！！
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匿名 2022-04-09 23:16:19
机智的老婆 -
和老婆在街上闲逛，突然看见前女友，本不想搭理。
她却对我喊到“呦，听说你结婚了，几年不见，还是这个屌丝样……”
这时老婆突然对我吼道：“啥！你还有老婆，你对我的爱也是假的吗？那你为什么给我买车买房！” -
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