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匿名 2022-11-02 23:24:23
女友神秘的跟我说 -
女友神秘的跟我说:“和你商量件事情,你答应的话,我保你日后衣食无忧!”
“有这好事儿?你快说说看。”
“把你的工资卡银行卡上交,然后我包养你!” - 打赏
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匿名 2022-11-02 23:24:23
中午餐厅吃饭 -
中午餐厅吃饭,看到电视上在放舌尖上的中国,我:“我要做一个吃货,一定会把它们都吃遍的!”
二货同事来了句:“吃货是形容长得好看又能吃的人,你丫只能算饭桶。” - 打赏
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匿名 2022-11-03 22:54:48
造句子 -
课堂上,老师让用“ 有 有 有 有”造句子,提问到小强时,小强:操场上有人踢球,有人跑步,有人跳绳,有人唱歌。
提问到小明时,小明:我今天去同学家玩,结果是关门的,我敲着门问:有人吗?有人吗?有人吗?没有人我就回家了!
老师。。。 - 打赏
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匿名 2022-11-03 22:54:48
什么是心理学 -
第一节心理学课堂上,老师:你们谁知道什么是心理学。
老师让小明回答,小明站起来想了想,说:我可能打不过你,但是我可以诈唬住你!
老师。。。 - 打赏
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匿名 2022-11-03 22:54:48
Reminder催单 -
In the veterinary office where I'm a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual rabies shot, and we were required by state law to ask his owner if Bruno had bitten anyone in the last ten days. "Oh yes, in fact that's why we're here," she replied. Surprised, I told her we assumed they'd come in bec……
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匿名 2022-11-03 22:54:48
Talking clock会说话的钟 -
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?""Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed fr……
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