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匿名 2022-11-03 22:54:48
造句子 -
课堂上，老师让用“ 有 有 有 有”造句子，提问到小强时，小强：操场上有人踢球，有人跑步，有人跳绳，有人唱歌。
提问到小明时，小明：我今天去同学家玩，结果是关门的，我敲着门问：有人吗？有人吗？有人吗？没有人我就回家了！
老师。。。 -
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匿名 2022-11-03 22:54:48
什么是心理学 -
第一节心理学课堂上，老师：你们谁知道什么是心理学。
老师让小明回答，小明站起来想了想，说：我可能打不过你，但是我可以诈唬住你！
老师。。。 -
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匿名 2022-11-03 22:54:48
Reminder催单 -
In the veterinary office where I'm a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual rabies shot, and we were required by state law to ask his owner if Bruno had bitten anyone in the last ten days. "Oh yes, in fact that's why we're here," she replied. Surprised, I told her we assumed they'd come in bec……
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匿名 2022-11-03 22:54:48
Talking clock会说话的钟 -
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?""Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed fr……
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匿名 2022-11-04 20:54:01
受了不少窝囊气吧 -
刚挤牙膏准备刷牙，谁知道这支新买的牙膏有半管子都是空的。
闺女在旁边看了半天，突然说：老爸，我觉得这牙膏和你一样，受了不少窝囊气吧！
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