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匿名 2022-03-20 22:27:02
Three Surgeons 三个外科医生 -
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "a man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "today that man is a concert violinist.""that's nothing," said another. "a guy came to me who had his legs cut off. i stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner.""i can top both of you," said the third. "one da……
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匿名 2022-03-20 22:27:04
Creative创造性 -
Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job.I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.第一次求职时，我意识到在列举我所具备的为数不多的条件时，得有点创造性。当问及我是否受过其它的培训时，我老实地回答说我花了三年时间学计算机程序设计课。我……
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匿名 2022-03-20 22:17:30
诉苦 -
三品考试结束后，三个同学在一起诉起苦来。
甲说：“我语文课考得不好，老师说我是废品。”
乙说：“我体育课跟不上，老师说我是次品。”
丙说：“我政治课不及格，老师说我是危险品。” -
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匿名 2022-03-20 22:17:30
河水向哪里流 -
一天地理老师问同学们，河水向哪里流呀？一学生猛站起来唱到：大河向东流啊。老师没理会他，接著说，天上有多少颗星星啊？那位同学又唱到：天上的星星参北斗啊。老师气急：你给我滚出去！ 学生：说走咱就走啊。老师无奈说：你有病吧？学生：你有我有全都有啊！老师：你再说一句试试 …..学生：路见不平一声吼啊！老师：你信不信我揍你？ 学生：该出手时就出手 …老师怒：我让你退学！学生： 风风火火闯九州！……
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匿名 2022-03-20 22:17:30
监考老师不同 -
“都是同一老师教的，为什么有的同学考的很好，有的同学很差？啊！”
班主任在大考后又训话了。全班无语，这时一个声音从角落里响起：“因为监考老师不同。” -
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匿名 2022-03-20 22:17:30
放心买我掏钱 -
这个月花钱严重超标，女友拿着刀喊要剁手，我赶紧安慰她：亲爱的，钱没了还可以赚，手没了就真的没有了，你放心买我掏钱。
她这才满意的把刀从我手上拿开。 -
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