鲤鱼和乌龟去领结婚证。办事员问乌龟年龄，乌龟答：“100岁。”（来自:糗事大百科）|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com/xiaohua/174.html|#||#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com/xiaohua/174.html