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匿名 2022-11-12 00:59:13
昨天下班的时候和部门领导一起走的 -
昨天下班的时候和部门领导一起走的，在路边看到一个易拉罐，只见领导飞起一脚把易拉罐踢到了垃圾桶里面。。。
我一看，卧槽，拍马屁的机会来啦。
我就说，老大，你真矫健！
谁知道大佬悠悠的来了一句，没有你嘴贱！
我。。。 -
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匿名 2022-11-12 00:59:13
牙痛去看医生 -
牙痛去看医生，医生说我的牙有点磨损，问我晚上睡觉磨不磨牙？
我说不知道啊，睡着了怎么能知道自己是不是磨牙啊。
医生：奥，你是单身啊！
我#$^%*#$% -
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匿名 2022-11-12 00:59:13
大妈咱们要不要下车打一架 -
地铁上人挺多，给两个大妈让了座，一个大妈说：现在的年轻人，别看长得不咋样，心肠还挺好！
我。。。大妈咱们要不要下车打一架！ -
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匿名 2022-11-03 22:54:48
Talking clock会说话的钟 -
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?""Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed fr……
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匿名 2022-11-03 22:54:48
Reminder催单 -
In the veterinary office where I'm a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual rabies shot, and we were required by state law to ask his owner if Bruno had bitten anyone in the last ten days. "Oh yes, in fact that's why we're here," she replied. Surprised, I told her we assumed they'd come in bec……
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匿名 2022-11-02 23:24:23
中午餐厅吃饭 -
中午餐厅吃饭，看到电视上在放舌尖上的中国，我：“我要做一个吃货，一定会把它们都吃遍的！”
二货同事来了句：“吃货是形容长得好看又能吃的人，你丫只能算饭桶。” -
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