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匿名 2022-11-03 22:54:48
Talking clock会说话的钟 -
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?""Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed fr……
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匿名 2022-11-03 22:54:48
Reminder催单 -
In the veterinary office where I'm a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual rabies shot, and we were required by state law to ask his owner if Bruno had bitten anyone in the last ten days. "Oh yes, in fact that's why we're here," she replied. Surprised, I told her we assumed they'd come in bec……
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匿名 2022-11-02 23:24:23
中午餐厅吃饭 -
中午餐厅吃饭，看到电视上在放舌尖上的中国，我：“我要做一个吃货，一定会把它们都吃遍的！”
二货同事来了句：“吃货是形容长得好看又能吃的人，你丫只能算饭桶。” -
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匿名 2022-11-01 22:04:06
买了个柚子回来 -
买了个柚子回来，准备给女友一人一半，刚去完皮，突然接到电话有事要出去。。。
出门前跟女友吼了一声给我留一半，回来后发现她真的给我留了一瓣。。。 -
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匿名 2022-11-02 19:29:09
你都是都怎么搭讪陌生女生的 -
我：你都是都怎么搭讪陌生女生的？喊美女吧太过俗套，叫小姐姐吧太过轻浮，喊同学吧过了那个年龄了，叫丫头吧讨人便宜。
哥们儿：女菩萨 -
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