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匿名 2022-03-30 23:39:37 Bedtime Prayers 睡前祷告词: Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "please god," she said, "make naples the capital of italy. make naples the capital of italy."her mother interrupted and said. "julie, why do you want god to make naples the capital of italy?"and julie replyed, "because that's what i put in my geography exam!"朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“上帝，求求你，”她说，“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”妈妈打断她的话说：“朱莉叶，为什么求上帝……
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Bedtime Prayers 睡前祷告词（来自:糗事大百科）|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com/xiaohua/2714.html|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com/xiaohua/2714.html

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匿名 2022-03-30 23:39:37 换个彩屏手机试试: 老婆：老公，人家说男人手机里没有微信、陌陌的男人是好男人，你连扣扣都没有那不就是绝世好男人了呀，人家好爱你的哦！！！
老公：什么时候给我换个彩屏手机。。。; 0

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换个彩屏手机试试（来自:糗事大百科）|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com/xiaohua/2715.html|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com/xiaohua/2715.html

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匿名 2022-03-30 23:39:37 钱呢: 一女的问一男的，说：在每句话的后面都加一个呢字，是不是很可爱，很萌呢？
男的回答说：不！
女的问为什么？
男的回答说：因为每次回家我老婆都问我：钱呢！; 0

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钱呢（来自:糗事大百科）|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com/xiaohua/2716.html|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com/xiaohua/2716.html

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匿名 2022-03-30 23:39:37 睡不着的原因: 凌晨三点起来喝水，发现老婆没睡觉在玩手机，随口问一句：“你干吗呢？”
她说：“我肚子疼睡不着，你先睡吧。”当时我没多想就睡了。
早上起来二货和我说：“昨天晚上买了半宿东西花了八千多。”; 0

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睡不着的原因（来自:糗事大百科）|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com/xiaohua/2717.html|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com/xiaohua/2717.html

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匿名 2022-03-30 22:58:37 牛逼的下联: 课堂上，老师出上联：“香花不红，红花不香，玫瑰花又红又香。”
小明：“响屁不臭，臭屁不响，连环屁又臭又响。”
老师：“滚出去放屁去！”; 0

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牛逼的下联（来自:糗事大百科）|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com/xiaohua/2707.html|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com/xiaohua/2707.html

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匿名 2022-03-30 22:58:37 造句子: 课堂上，老师让用“ 有有有有”造句子，提问到小强时，小强：操场上有人踢球，有人跑步，有人跳绳，有人唱歌。
提问到小明时，小明：我今天去同学家玩，结果是关门的，我敲着门问：有人吗？有人吗？有人吗？没有人我就回家了！
老师。。。; 0

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造句子（来自:糗事大百科）|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com/xiaohua/2708.html|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com/xiaohua/2708.html

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匿名 2022-03-30 22:58:37 什么是心理学: 第一节心理学课堂上，老师：你们谁知道什么是心理学。
老师让小明回答，小明站起来想了想，说：我可能打不过你，但是我可以诈唬住你！
老师。。。; 0

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什么是心理学（来自:糗事大百科）|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com/xiaohua/2709.html|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com/xiaohua/2709.html

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匿名 2022-03-30 22:58:37 Reminder催单: In the veterinary office where I'm a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual rabies shot, and we were required by state law to ask his owner if Bruno had bitten anyone in the last ten days. "Oh yes, in fact that's why we're here," she replied. Surprised, I told her we assumed they'd come in bec……
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Reminder催单（来自:糗事大百科）|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com/xiaohua/2710.html|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com/xiaohua/2710.html

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匿名 2022-03-30 22:58:37 Talking clock会说话的钟: While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?""Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed fr……
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Talking clock会说话的钟（来自:糗事大百科）|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com/xiaohua/2711.html|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com/xiaohua/2711.html

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匿名 2022-03-30 22:57:09 煮茶叶: 一日，小王在镇里买了两斤上好茶叶。提回家，老婆见了，问：“这叶子怎么吃呀？”小王：“这个简单，用开水烫了就可以吃了。”第二天，小王回到家，见老婆把茶叶都倒在锅里煮了。小王气急了，给了老婆两耳光。老婆一气之下，叫来了婆婆。婆婆喝了口茶，说道，怎么没放盐呀，难怪他打你。……
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煮茶叶（来自:糗事大百科）|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com/xiaohua/2702.html|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com|#|https://www.qiushidabaike.com/xiaohua/2702.html

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